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Anonymous Asks:

Math may not be your strong suit which is understandable. So the fact that you can’t calculate that the warriors probably can’t afford what Draymond is asking probably hasn’t hit you yet. New CBA terms make the repeater tax punitive to the point where keeping Draymond at his asking price is simply not worth it no matter what coach says. No other team is going to be willing to absorb Poole’s deal in a trade right now. Kerr can say whatever he wants. He’s not responsible for the cap. Draymond Green is not taking a paycut because a nigga he sucker punched took his bread.

 
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kingjaffejoffer Answers:

Again, yall just be talking without knowing what you’re talking about.

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Now that everything has played out exactly as I said, let’s look at the results:

“no other team is going to be willing to absorb Poole’s contract”

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“The fact that the warriors can’t afford Draymond hasn’t hit you yet”

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Anonymous Asks:

Killer Mike put out a new solo album. You fucking with it or did his other antics turn you off?

 
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I stopped fucking with him in 2020. As soon as I saw him on stage shoulder to shoulder with the mayor and police CRYING and asking people not to riot for justice while wearing a Kill Your Masters shirt, I was done.

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botanitas Asks:

Kang, I just wanna say thank you for helping me see the way of big bitches. I followed you 5+ years ago and I was only into 5ft, 100lb women. Mainly because I'm a big mf myself and I just thought 2 bigs would congest the paint. You've always been outwardly a fan of big frame women and seeing them on your socials so much, I started to come around about 2-3 years ago. My quality of life has improved since I have transitioned to 180+ pound women 🙏

 
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That’s a good start. Get you a 250lb joint and fold her big ass up

Anonymous Asks:

Hey king, what do you think about the Lakers demise?

 
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At no point during any time this season, including when they beat the warriors, did I think they were a championship team. They overachieved and got favorable matchups in the playoffs.

Memphis’ locker room is cooked. They never had a chance (I predicted Memphis would win, but I didn’t know how far gone things were).

The Warriors matchup poorly with LA. Their strengths are our weaknesses. Their size was overwhelming and Poole/Klay disappeared. That’ll do it.

I don’t think the future looks good for the Lakers unless they make a big move somehow.

Anonymous Asks:

Math may not be your strong suit which is understandable. So the fact that you can’t calculate that the warriors probably can’t afford what Draymond is asking probably hasn’t hit you yet. New CBA terms make the repeater tax punitive to the point where keeping Draymond at his asking price is simply not worth it no matter what coach says. No other team is going to be willing to absorb Poole’s deal in a trade right now. Kerr can say whatever he wants. He’s not responsible for the cap. Draymond Green is not taking a paycut because a nigga he sucker punched took his bread.

 
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Again, yall just be talking without knowing what you’re talking about.

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Anonymous Asks:

Big shakeup for the Warriors incoming. Noooobody was happy on that bench in the Lakers series. Poole and Kuminga were bitching, the static between Dray and Poole is far from resolved. What makes you think Draymond is going to take a pay cut to stay? Curry is still top 3 and he has a window of productivity that the warriors are obligated to capitalize on- somebody has to go. I see no takers for Poole. Y’all missed the chance to extend your reign by taking Wiseman over Lamelo. If Meyers didn’t fumble that one, the rise of Jordan Poole likely never takes place. It’s so rare that a top tier team gets that high of a pick. Lakers had that opportunity in the 80’s and grabbed James Worthy. Can’t fuck up massive draft opportunities and continue to succeed long term.

 
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People who talk like you are ignorant of the team dynamics.

Curry, Klay, Dray and Steve Kerr are in lockstep with one another. This quote is from TODAY.

Does he sound like Draymond is going anywhere?


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royalxanadu Asks:

Draymond gotta go

 
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Listening to people’s half-baked ideas for fixing the warriors is almost as bad as listening to Laker fans gloating.

Dray ain’t going anywhere, been saying it since he punched Poole. The Warriors would give up every young player on the team before they gave up Dray.

Both Dray and Klay are gonna take paycuts. Everyone is coming down off of their prime and see that they have a short window to maximize this situation.

Also, I don’t know how anyone watches those 2 playoff series and comes away thinking Draymond is the problem.


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Anonymous Asks:

We smoking that warriors pacc till next October! I hope the nigga that sends you a pic of his asshole ain’t forgot to send his correspondence this year after the Lakers aired y’all out! The Warriors is done! It was a helluva run but it’s OVA! Bend the knee for the Kang!

 
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Win a ring, fam

Niggas creaming over a Second Round Championship

collegiate-dreamer Asks:

What's your ask box been looking like since gsw lost?... I'm a Knicks fan and hate every team left in the playoffs except the nuggets, so I'm fucking with them the rest of the season.

 
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After 2016, any nba shit talking pales in comparison. We’ve experienced the worst already.

And then the Klay/KD injuries in the 2019 finals, I’ve never been more devastated in my life. Not only did we lose the finals but we had zero shot of competing the following year. We knew that immediately.

In comparison…. This year was disappointing, but not really that bad.

Anonymous Asks:

Janelle Monae got titties?!!.? You still seeing that thangs in a strictly platonic sense brotha King?

 
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Yes, tbh.

Like, I have eyes. I can see her and logically acknowledge she’s beautiful. But I don’t even look at her like that. Someone on Tumblr said it was Madonna-Whore Complex. I don’t agree but it was good to entertain for a few minutes.


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Anonymous Asks:

You’re still one of my favs. I hope you’re doing well.

 
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Thank you.

Doing great in life! Career going good, Xerxes doing good, I’m happy.

I’m 15 months since back surgery, it was part of the catalyst to focus on health and wellness. I’ve never taken care of myself the way I have been since then.

purpleknight86 Asks:

I know you are probably flooded with Warriors hate and questions, I hope this gets through. Steph and Klay have been getting mugged for years. They have been getting pushed around in this series. Why have they never spoken up? Why has Kerr never spoken up. Is Draymond the team “ANGER TRANSLATOR”? I really wish the next game was in Oakland.

 
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It’s not in their personality tbh

But Klay has started demanding respect more since coming off injury, and look at how ppl react to it.

The Warriors will be fine, they’re at home the next 2 games.

Anonymous Asks:

Following what you said about marriage, do you ever see yourself having children? Would you ever consider raising a child alone (via adoption/surrogacy/etc) if you reached a certain age?

 
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No and no.

Anonymous Asks:

Do you think you'll ever get married? Or are people too far gone and jaded when dating in your 30's?

 
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The latter.

It’s a wrap for me and I’m fine with it.

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