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If you was offered an attractive job opportunity but had to move to Miami would you entertain the idea? My job had me relocate from Miami to souther California, I absolutely regret it. A price of a nice condo close to the water. Get me a one bedroom with no central air conditioner & a view to concrete surrounded Parking lot. The beach is trash, no one goes in the water no bikinis, I’ve been in a severe drought ever since touching down, I miss the women.. especially from the islands. So much regulations!!! Can’t even ride a dirt bike, state taxes stupid crowded establishments during lunch breaks, I’m sick of burritos too lol.

 
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hifiveghostfacekillah:

Dude sent this just to vent about how much he hates SoCal

To a Bay Area nigga…

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If you was offered an attractive job opportunity but had to move to Miami would you entertain the idea? My job had me relocate from Miami to souther California, I absolutely regret it. A price of a nice condo close to the water. Get me a one bedroom with no central air conditioner & a view to concrete surrounded Parking lot. The beach is trash, no one goes in the water no bikinis, I’ve been in a severe drought ever since touching down, I miss the women.. especially from the islands. So much regulations!!! Can’t even ride a dirt bike, state taxes stupid crowded establishments during lunch breaks, I’m sick of burritos too lol.

 
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Holup holup holup what’s yo beef with ranch my nigga, out of all yo hot takes over the years this 1 got me bent

 
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If condiments and sauces had physical human representation, Ranch Dressing would be a fat wide backed red-leathery sunburned skinned white person from Oklahoma who thinks Obama is a Islamic terrorist.

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KINGGGGG why did I never think to check for you, I think about you randomly! You're going to have no idea who this is (just know, I have a huge ass), we only spoke a handful of times, but I am glad you are doing well :)

 
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Women send messages like this instead of an updated ass picture.


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Why does KD not appreciate his time at Golden state?

 
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Cause he a hoe ass nigga

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Hey King, I just want to apologize to you. I Dm’ed you awhile go for sex when I was really just trying to get back at this dude who hurt me. It was very inconsiderate and insensitive of me. I know we never met or anything but it was still wrong for me to try to use you like that.

 
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I don’t even know who this is and I can’t recall the message, we good lol

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Forgive me for sounding naive, but why wouldn’t you date a white girl?

 
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Because I want a family with a black woman

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Have you ever dated/fucked a white girl?

 
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kingjaffejoffer Answers:

I dated a white girl when I was a teenager. And in adulthood I’ve fucked white girls sporadically, one every few years or so.

I wouldn’t date a white woman now, I’ve seen too much about how the world works as an adult.

prettypiggy2065:

I’ve dated white, black, Asian, European, Hispanic & African & discovered that I couldn’t let the haters stop me from broadening my horizons.

Good for you.

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Have you ever dated/fucked a white girl?

 
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I dated a white girl when I was a teenager. And in adulthood I’ve fucked white girls sporadically, one every few years or so.

I wouldn’t date a white woman now, I’ve seen too much about how the world works as an adult.

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Wow King I haven’t came across your blog in awhile...mind if I share a story with you? So I’ve been a prison guard for 3yrs, talked to a lot of different ppl there from all walks of life (inmates) ended up having outside conversations with one guy. He had a cell phone in there. He would send me money and buy me whatever I asked for..of course we made plans for when he got out. We’re from 2 different cities 30mins apart. He was released...he called me the day of, told me we could link later. We didn’t though. Ended up seeing him 2 weeks later. We’ve been seeing each other off and on only cause I initiate it. I really like him, but I also feel like I’m begging for his time. What up with that ?

 
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You were one of the many women he kept himself busy with to make his time go by faster. It sounds like you’re at least 4th on the roster because he hasn’t initiated a single visit with you since getting out of jail.

My question is, and I don’t mean to be rude. But how are you a prison guard and you’re getting game ran on you so easily? Did you ever do favors for him while he was locked up?

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Sounds like yall had a business relationship then. It sounded good while it lasted.

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Wow King I haven’t came across your blog in awhile...mind if I share a story with you? So I’ve been a prison guard for 3yrs, talked to a lot of different ppl there from all walks of life (inmates) ended up having outside conversations with one guy. He had a cell phone in there. He would send me money and buy me whatever I asked for..of course we made plans for when he got out. We’re from 2 different cities 30mins apart. He was released...he called me the day of, told me we could link later. We didn’t though. Ended up seeing him 2 weeks later. We’ve been seeing each other off and on only cause I initiate it. I really like him, but I also feel like I’m begging for his time. What up with that ?

 
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You were one of the many women he kept himself busy with to make his time go by faster. It sounds like you’re at least 4th on the roster because he hasn’t initiated a single visit with you since getting out of jail.

My question is, and I don’t mean to be rude. But how are you a prison guard and you’re getting game ran on you so easily? Did you ever do favors for him while he was locked up?

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Are the stickers permanently retired? Was looking to re-up on a few I bought a couple of years ago...

 
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No. I have some new stickers printed that I haven’t put up for sale. But I wanna get a few more designs printed before I drop them all.

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