King Jaffe Joffer

I know it sounds absurd since they are a sub .500 team despite the fact that they’re stacked with talent and underachieving as a whole.

….. but I think Kobe Bryant deserves a couple of MVP votes

Nigga too cold. 

Too cold. 

ESPN: I always wanted to see you play Tracy McGrady.

Kobe: I played T-Mac. I cooked him. Roasted him. Wasn’t even close. Ask him, he’ll tell you. When I was about 20, we were in Germany doing some promotional stuff for that other sneaker company and we played basketball every day. We were in the gym all the time. We played three games of one-on-one to 11. I won all three games. One game I won 11-2. After the third game he said he had back spasms and couldn’t play anymore.

ESPN: His back bothered him for most of his career.

Kobe: Well, now you know.

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Sweet Karma For Kobe Bryant

When Kobe had his rape case in 2003, I’ve never forgiven him for (unnecessarily) snitching on Shaq. While the investigators were interviewing him about the situation in Colorado with the alleged victim, Kobe blurted out about how he “should have done what Shaq does” and paid hush money to women you have sex with. 

This broke so many man laws its not even funny, Shaq had absolutely nothing to do with Kobe’s situation in Colorado, so why even bring his name up to the police? I’m sure that sparked all kind of conflict in Shaq’s household because he was married at the time. 

Kobe’s forever been branded a bitch nigga in my mind for that.

So fast forward to now, I read this on TMZ and all I could think was, “What goes around comes around”.

Kobe Byrant Divorce — Busted by Basketball Wives

“A secret underground society of trained spies is responsible for feeding intel to Vanessa Bryant that eventually led to her filing for divorce from hubby Kobe Bryant — not the CIA or FBI … but the basketball wives of the NBA.

Our sources says Kobe’s teammates were blabbing to their women about the superstar’s exploits … and those women in turn gave Vanessa the head’s up.  We’re told talk of Kobe’s exploits lately increased in frequency.

According to our sources, the players often swear their wives to secrecy before dishing on their fellow ballers … but that secrecy is rarely kept. We’re told the women all share information about other guys around the league … in part to ensure word will get back to them if their man ever steps out.”

Why are all these dudes running around gossiping like females? Does no one listen to the mighty word of Ghostface Killah?

“Don’t tell your bitch shit, if she wants to know then she shoulda been there in the first place”