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So I watched 2 episodes of Hemlock Grove…………… I don’t think this show is for me.

I’m not all that into it.

It feels like a B-movie.

B-movies are fine for 90 minutes, but a full season of this is 13 hours, I think I’ll pass.

I’m about to be about that Hemlock Grove life. It better not be as unfullfilling as “The Killing” on AMC

Oh Netflix,

You always know how to make my ocular vagina wet

I’ve been reading about Netflix tonight, they’re testing out user profiles right now and they’re going to launch them sometime in 2013. I’ve been waiting on them to bring this feature back.

Unrelated to that, The Atlantic has a really good article on their business right now.

If you find yourself unhappy and constantly asking “Why isn’t _______ on Netflix?”, this should answer that for you.

They’re paying billions in streaming rights to content owners.

Getting real sick of your limited selection, Master Netflix

How much of your bandwith does Netflix use?

If you are interested in setting a limit on how much data our service will use, you can adjust your video quality setting. Navigate to Netflix.com/VideoQuality to manage the amount of data you use when playing movies and TV shows on Netflix.

There are 3 settings to choose from:

Good quality (uses up to 0.3 GB per hour)
Better quality (uses up to 0.7 GB per hour)
Best quality (uses up to 1 GB per hour, or up to 2.3 GB per hour if watching HD)

Different regions have different default settings:

The default setting in the US is “Best”.
The default setting in Canada is “Good”.
The default setting in Latin America is “Best,” except in Brazil where it is “Good”.
The default setting across the UK and Ireland is “Best”.

doncheftw:

This documentary was done beautifully.

I implore you to peep it once you shoulder press yourself out from under that rock you’ve been occupying.

I was going to make a post about this. ALL the ESPN 30 for 30 documentaries are on netflix now. I have about 10 of them in my queue at this very moment.

reblogged from doncheftw

Thank you for knowing what’s relevant to my interests, Netflix.

A Site For Digging Out Hard-To-Find Quality Movies On Netflix Instant Streaming

I wish Netflix still had the friends option

It’d be useful to send recommendations to other people

Scumbag Netflix

I’m on NETFLIX….. not the… not the HULU

True story, I watched this video back to back and laughed my ass off for 5 mins straight about a week ago. I went to watch the video again tonight, and found out it had been pulled off of YouTube?

Why? Why would anyone take this unintentional comedy gold down?

Well it turns out The Cosby Show IS available on Hulu Plus. Old Bill was mistaken. I guess the folks at Hulu wanted to set things right.

So this video will be a collectors item that nobody cares about. But I saved the video on my hard drive so I can watch it every 6 months and laugh.

Hey Bill Cosby, are you on Netflix or Hulu?

Netflix loses 800,000 subscribers

There’s nothing like raising your prices 60%, splitting your company in two, and then putting them back together to promote subscriber growth.

“Netflix lost 800,000 U.S. subscribers in the quarter that just ended, which was littered with PR nightmares including a price hike and the Qwikster debacle. It was the first time in years that Netflix’s U.S. customer base shrank instead of grew.

Netflix spoke bluntly about the recent problems in its third-quarter earnings letter, released late Monday.

“The last few months…have been difficult for shareholders, employees, and most unfortunately, many members of Netflix,” Netflix CEO Reed Hastings wrote in a letter to shareholders. “We’ve hurt our hard-earned reputation, and stalled our domestic growth.”

By the end of the ongoing quarter, which wraps up Dec. 31, Netflix expects those numbers to drop further. It forecast that it will have 20 million to 21.5 million streaming customers and up to 11.3 million DVD subscribers in the U.S.