King Jaffe Joffer

Anonymous asked: snap chat is like a gold mine for nudes, except they know when you screen cap, i have no shame. i do that shit anyway.

I’m too grown for snapchat. if a woman want to show me her pussy she can text it or email it like a normal human being.

I ain’t got time to play peek a boo

Anonymous asked: How do I know you're telling the truth? You can't often be trusted.

Mom, is that you?

Anonymous asked: Like what is your actual first name?

Nehemiah

Anonymous asked: I agree with your take on Carmelo. His problem is his game is too one dimensional. Plus he's not really a leader.

Yup, all of that.

Anonymous asked: never?

As far as championships are concerned…….. never.

Anonymous asked: u being sarcastic?

Me? Sarcasm? Never.

Anonymous asked: do you think yahoo will do away with trolling and nude photos?

Yeah, because social networks that have eradicated trolling totally exist

Anonymous asked: Where are the pictures of your gorgeous smile? ;)

http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com

Anonymous asked: Did you get that photo of my birth canal?

I get several birth canals delivered to me, you have to be more specific

Anonymous asked: Did you get my text?

Nope, haven’t gotten any texts in the last hour or so. 

Anonymous asked: first 3 seasons of US or UK office?

US, I’ve never watched UK. 

Anonymous asked: what do you think about kid fury/crissle?

I dont know who that is

Anonymous asked: So after finally catching Arrested Development, would you say that joke for joke it's one of the best sitcoms ever.

No. The first 3 seasons of the office blow Arrested Development out of the water. 

This is still really funny though

Anonymous asked: In your opinion has Derrick Rose permanently stained his reputation by choosing not to play even though he was medically cleared to?

No, his career is too young to have a permanent scar on it. Especially if he manages to win a title in the future. 

I’ll always hold it over his head because I’m a hater, but I dont think other people will

Anonymous asked: what toppings do you like on your pizza?

I always get combination.