King Jaffe Rates Your Anon Thirst
Sometimes you just have to lay all your cards on the table and be like, “are we fucking or not?”
While it lacked in the way of intrigue, subtlety, and the art of seduction, the bluntness and strategic display of perks were a nice touch. In just two sentences he packed in so much information and implied things between the lines.
The festive atmosphere at this Venice Beach location with the addition of free weed and a formidable stroke game is an enticing proposition. So while his penis may not be physically imposing, the aforementioned party favors may have evened the scale in his favor.
The HIV tests also implied that he’s trying to nut in the pussy or at least wants her to swallow.
While he could have possibly had more success if he eased in with an introduction and a little conversation first, I can appreciate the “time is money” approach. Instead of investing time into the smooth approach that could have ultimately proved equally fruitless as this one, he went for the home run and failed. But the silver lining is he now has time to pursue other women.
All things considered, this was fine work.