You ever stop and think how old Morgan Freeman is in black people years?

Black men’s life expectancy is like 24. Our life cycle goes by fast man, we reach sexual maturity around 6 years old and have a mid life crisis around high school. That’s why Soulja Boy looked like a damned fool. 

At 29 years old deep in my heart I know I got about four years left before I meet my untimely end, but I can’t say no to this fried chicken. 

One black man year is like 4 years for everyone else. That would make Morgan Freeman about 285 years old. I wonder if he gave up soul food when he was young or is he just a freak of nature. 

Tags: Morgan Freeman 101 notes | | Oct 13, 2012
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    Lmao Black Ppl Years, i thought i was the only person who believed in that
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  22. snowintheoptimo said: God doesn’t age.
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  25. suckonthedickimashark said: I be thinking like “man, I need to cut back on these foods before I regret it when I’m old” and then I eat some more like “you know what, fuck water and vegetables. They don’t even taste good.”