King Jaffe Joffer

Who has the most fearsome mob on Tumblr?

It starts out innocently enough, you make an offhand comment about something you saw on your dash and quickly forget about it and move on with your day. You close the Tumblr app on your phone and order a frap at Starbucks, completely unaware of the shitstorm you just started. 

Your supposedly innocent comment pissed off the wrong person. A person who just reblogged your comment to all of their friends who will proceed to rip you a new asshole, Tumblr style. 

You don’t want to see these niggas in the Tumblr streets son. 

The LGBTers - “Stop oppressing me by not recognizing my gender, SapioQwallaQwallaJayElectHaunnukaSexual”

Angry Black Tumblr - “Why are you cracka ass cracka jew kike wetback chinks always acting so racist? Why do you say such hateful things?”

Michael Jackson Fans - “YES, his children look like Tom Cruise, problem??”

Feminists - “My wolf-like armpits are a sign of strength!”

The Body Positive Fat Girls - “Marilyn Monroe was a size 34, GOOGLE IT”

The Vegans & Environmentalists - “Are you enjoying your chicken nuggets HITLER?! You make me sick you sack of shit”

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    I’m not gonna lie, I laughed a little bit.

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    I’d say the angry black tumblr mobs.

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    I usually see the Angry Black people. Why are they so angry? I mean they can be free and Nappy-headed for the rest of...

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    Lmfao Nigga chris Can’t Sing FOR SHIIOOOT

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    -This Has Happened To Me Many Times…But My Favorite Is Team Breezy. Team Breezy - “Yes Chris Brown beat up Rihanna, but...

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42. lost-in-absentia answered: the vegans
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48. kat-astrofe answered: LOL, I fit into the 1st, 3rd, 4th and 6th categories. But I am pro-preace & anti-bullying. We’re not all haters, promise. :)
49. fleurnymph answered: It’s like all the people you know are idiots. Get some better friends
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