Anonymous asked: whats the drunkest youve ever been

I don’t drink alcohol, I’ve only got drunk once in my life. It was about 5 years ago. 

I drank about 4 long island iced teas in a bar. Then I went outside and threw up everywhere. And then I went home with my girlfriend, got my dick sucked, and fell asleep. 

I didn’t like alcohol prior to that night, and I didn’t like it even more the very next day.