- What happened to all the male R&B groups? Them niggas went completely extinct.
- I downloaded and read all 93 issues of The Walking Dead comic, I can finally have my life back. I don’t even read comic books but I loved the story. I won’t say anything else because I don’t want to ruin the story for anyone.
- You know how I know I’m getting old? I’ve become more and more sensitive to other people making noise. The sound of kids running around and laughing drives me up the wall. Why can’t they sit down and shut up? All that God damned running and foot stomping.
- I bought some fresh strawberries and angel food cake last night.
- I’m trying to step my cooking game up. I’ve never really made a concerted effort to make meals for myself consistently. I’ve spent more money buying spices for my cabinet this month than I’ve ever spent combined in my entire life. I’m gonna try to roast my first whole chicken tomorrow. God help my soul.
- I hate that so many porn blogs are switching to Filepost.com now. They are SO. Fucking. SLOW.
- If you have to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior to get into heaven, what about the hundreds of millions of people who lived and died without knowing Jesus even existed? The Europeans didn’t reach North and South America until 1492, so that’s over one thousand years of people living and dying without knowledge of Christ…….. what happened to them?
I researched the answer to this question last night, and I wasn’t happy with the explanation. I don’t agree with or understand religion sometimes.
- Mystikal is one of my favorite guest verse rappers of all time. He’s like an onion, if you eat an onion by itself.. its too overpowering and potent. But if you chop it up and put it on your other food in small doses its fucking excellent.
- I sent someone fan mail about their booty, it was at least 6-7 sentences long. I didn’t really mention anything other than her ass. It’s big and fat enough to warrant it.
I want to whip my neck forward like I was in a car crash and smash my face so hard into her asscheeks that it leaves an imprint of my features.
