reblogged from missdimplez
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reblogged from chief-keefs-lotion
How is this even possible? *cackling*
Perv got a goldmine
if only these website worth generators were based in reality. Let someone offer me 25k, they can have this muthafucka lol
Tales from my inbox.
Are niggas so thirsty that they blindly ask women to chat without even knowing anything about them?
"Does she have a vagina?…. good enough, let me go talk to her"
I just got back home from seeing the new 300 movie.
It’s good, but not as good as the first one. The first movie was full of Spartan swag, on some “yeah we beatin yo ass and you can’t do anything about it”. You know the way Spartans hold their nuts and talk shit.
The new one is based on Athenian soldiers who are farmers and regular niggas, so that endearing, extra masculine, born-to-be-a-warrior attitude that was a part of the first movie’s style is missing.
However, there’s still tons of beautiful violence and gore.
The first 5 minutes is dope as fuck.
First one is 9/10
This one is like 7.5/10
The Lakers though….
Just lost by 48pts
Anonymous asked: I'm counting down the moments until you're mine again
Women trynna get at meeeeeee
Anonymous asked: If I show you my vagina will you show me your face?
lmao. I see a milion vaginas a week.
so, no. I will not.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever dumpster dived? I know some people who do that and I'm not too sure about that shit.
Found out today one of my fellow employees can’t read or write
He’s been working there for almost 17 years
He’s been earning a paycheck without getting fired longer than almost anyone I know, and somehow didn’t get fired during the 2008 recession.
He ain’t doing too damn bad.
reblogged from fiberonebars
The Lil Boosie press conference next week is going to be hilarious I bet.
Someone better be providing a live stream
reblogged from imapervert
Vine has previously taken steps to hide pornographic and sexually explicit videos shared by its users, but today it’s outright banning the content. The company has updated both its rules and terms of service to prohibit sexually explicit material. “As we’ve watched the community and your creativity grow and evolve, we’ve found that there’s a very small percentage of videos that are not a good fit for our community,” the company said in a blog post. ”For more than 99 percent of our users, this doesn’t really change anything.”
It seems as though Vine is also looking to head off any censorship controversy by outright admitting, “We don’t have a problem with explicit sexual content on the Internet –– we just prefer not to be the source of it.” The changes are effective immediately, and Vine has posted a help center article to help users understand what sort of clips are permitted compared to those that are now banned. Videos of sexual acts, sexually provocative nudity, and closeups of “aroused genitals underneath clothing” are strictly prohibited — as are artistic or animated videos that are sexually graphic.