I had a dream that my hairline was receding.
I’ve never been so happy to wake up in my life.
its only 1987 and things are this crazy. I can only imagine what the year 2000 is going to be like.
Im closing my scrapbook and (trying to) go to bed.
Dude
I am wide awake right now at 4am California time because 10 minutes ago, some very angry latina woman opened her patio door in our apartment building and started screaming her boyfriend’s full government name and saying he had herpes.
Over and over and over, for what seems like a full minute she was screaming this mans name and punctuating it with “HAS HERPEEEEEES”
Then suddenly there was some kind of commotion (I assume him pulling her back into the house) and then the sound of the patio glass door slamming shut.
I guess that’s one way to deal with the news of your boyfriend being unfaithful.
I was jarred out of my sleep so I couldn’t make out the name cleanly.
i cant sleep now, I hope he DDT’d that bitch through a coffee table like an indie wrestling promotion.
I can only imagine how many girls George Michael takes home every night.
Ultimate ladies man
Damn, I missed 90 minutes of The Color Purple.
(Source: alica770)
reblogged from nerdyawkward-ashley
fcukmyfeelingsharder asked: Lemme see your favorite Jet magazine cover
Anonymous asked: How do you pronounce gif.?
I don’t know what that is, but I would guess you pronounce it like the peanut butter because I am not a flaming moron.
jeeznuts asked: If this is the year you say it is, how are you on the internet? Let alone on Tumblr
What is the internet?
This is my scrapbook. I cut pictures out of magazines and paste them in here. This is my world. My therapist said all of these questions I get are simply little pieces of me buried in my subconscious.
Anonymous asked: Have you smelled what The Rock cooked yet?
Please inform me how a solid Earth mineral could manage to prepare food?
If these silly questions continue I’ll be forced to close my scrapbook.
AVOID THE NOID
Anonymous asked: Enough already!
That’s EXACTLY how I feel too. The violence going on between the crips and the bloods is tearing our people apart.
One could even say we’re headed for Self Destruction.
Anonymous asked: You should invest in Microsoft and hold on to it.
You guys don’t listen to me, I said it earlier.
Almost no one owns a computer. But everyone wears jeans. I’d invest all my money into a designer acid washed jeans company.
It’s a no brainer.
Anonymous asked: Whats the deal with this silent killer?? Do they even have a name for it yet?
Why do you guys keep asking me about that?
I told you my dad said that disease is only for gays so we don’t have to worry.
Anonymous asked: Did you get hacked perv? Some of the things you're saying aren't typical perv things and you're reblogging a lot of pic perv usually doesn't do that
Why are you calling me a Perv and what does “hacked” mean?
