King Jaffe Joffer

Apr 22

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The reason you never got x disease, even though you willingly never got y vaccine is because everyone else around you got vaccinated so you don’t have a source for contracting the disease.

brispyedges:

yungmanju:

It has nothing to do with your vegan diet or your “ancient Chinese oils” (actual reasoning I was given).
It’s because everyone around you is less of a fucking idiot that you are and cares about their health.

Wouldn’t the parents of the unvaccinated folks be the idots we should all hold in contempt, babies just deal with whatever needle mom/dad has stuck in them.

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humansofnewyork:

"My girlfriend caught me with another woman. Now she won’t even let me get my stuff out of the apartment! I said ‘C’mon, Sweetheart.’ And she said ‘Fuck you Motherfucker!’ I tried going back when she wasn’t home, to see if I could get the dog to open the door. But he was too small. Our last dog could open the door. But not this one."


can’t stop laughing at the roadkill on his hat

humansofnewyork:

"My girlfriend caught me with another woman. Now she won’t even let me get my stuff out of the apartment! I said ‘C’mon, Sweetheart.’ And she said ‘Fuck you Motherfucker!’ I tried going back when she wasn’t home, to see if I could get the dog to open the door. But he was too small. Our last dog could open the door. But not this one."

can’t stop laughing at the roadkill on his hat

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dinetian-blinds:

'Michelle' - commission.
I finally finished my aunty’s commission. I really wasn’t looking forward to doing her hair but it wasn’t too bad.

dinetian-blinds:

'Michelle' - commission.

I finally finished my aunty’s commission. I really wasn’t looking forward to doing her hair but it wasn’t too bad.

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slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via alittlelateforalot)

justcallmefresh:

blueklectic:

negritaaa:

lloydtheabstrac:

😩😩😩😴😴😴

FUCK

This made me mad hahaha

lol it me.

justcallmefresh:

blueklectic:

negritaaa:

lloydtheabstrac:

😩😩😩😴😴😴

FUCK

This made me mad hahaha

lol it me.

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theblogaboutnothinn replied to your post: Sometimes I go to Wikipedia just cause…

Wouldn’t IMBD be better for a synopsis tho

No, because IMDB only gives you one sentence, and its often pretty vague. Its the exact opposite of Wikipedia. 

Sometimes I go to Wikipedia just cause I wanna know what a movie is about and these niggas try to tell you the whole story and give away everything.

Its the internet version of asking someone how they’re doing and they launch into a 5 minute story about how their car broke.

Hold on nigga, I didn’t sign up for all of this. 

madlib-eration replied to your post: Potentially Massive Development: Manny…

why are they trying to make this fight happen instead of mayweather vs pacquiao smh

Oscar De La Hoya has no control over Floyd Mayweather, Floyd is his own boss and he hasn’t been on speaking terms with Bob Arum since 2006. 

Oscar is Canelo’s promoter, therefore he can speak to Bob Arum about Canelo fighting Pacquiao. 

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Potentially Massive Development: Manny Pacquiao vs. Canelo Alvarez

Potentially Massive Development: Manny Pacquiao vs. Canelo Alvarez

og-wan-kenobi:

I’m not here for your entertainment, I’m here so hopefully WE can enjoy each other’s company. 

Too many mufuckas constantly waiting to be entertained, adding nothing to the situation, then wanting to call niggas boring. 

I ain’t no gotdamn court jester, you in this too.

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