King Jaffe Joffer

Jun 19

I just realized why I dislike people who say they hate reading.

conshunce:

quixon:

I understand just how little I actually know in the world.

I came to that realization by reading up on other cultures and the history of this world.

You can live five lifetimes of 200 years each and not scratch the truth of this planet.

But, I keep reading to improve my understanding of what’s going on around me.

When you say you hate reading, that honestly scares me because the sheer volume of knowledge you are missing out on is staggering.

PREACH

I just Googled Nelly’s Vokal Clothing and was amazed they still have a functioning website. But when I clicked the link, the website hasn’t been updated since 2004. They have an advertisement for Murphy Lee’s new album that had “What The Hook Gon Be” on it

Why is Nelly on MTV with some country niggas singing next to pickup trucks

I shouldn’t be awake for this

lol

lol

For the last 20-30 minutes I’ve been scrolling my dash with heavy eyelids. So I decide that I’ll finally pack it in for the night, I closed my laptop, plugged my cell phone in, and I rolled over to turn off the light next to my bed.

When I rolled over my face was suddenly 8 inches away from a giant fucking spider right above my pillow. Nigga hopped out the bed like

image

I’m wide awake and I’m never sleeping again. 

Might as well turn on the PS3 now. 

[video]

[video]

When brother Wish Bone lamented the loss of his dear Uncle Charles, the painful recounting led me to join him in his grieving even though I never met Charles personally

Jun 18

dannybrownstooth:

targaryyenprincess:

Nah

Yeah always

dannybrownstooth:

targaryyenprincess:

Nah

Yeah always

(Source: madfuture)

(Source: spoilerporn, via fearandhope)

add-at-its-finest:

timmy get me real quick cuz thanks cuz

Y’all aint one lick of shit

add-at-its-finest:

timmy get me real quick cuz thanks cuz

Y’all aint one lick of shit

September 14th

September 14th

geekscoutcookies:

How does Megan Good keep getting work?

HOW

pretty women in showbiz with minimal talent have their ways of staying employed

geekscoutcookies:

hazeleyed1:

Lerooooooooooooooooooooy Jenkins!

you have to randomly yell this out sometimes. Its vital. 

sidnugget:

How can you use hash tags in the wrong way I don’t understand I’ve never seen anything like this

sidnugget:

How can you use hash tags in the wrong way I don’t understand I’ve never seen anything like this

(via ghdos)