Graphic crime scene photograph.
NORTHERN CALIFORNIA - A three month old white tee shirt was killed on Hesperian Bldv this afternoon after a huge glob of Taco Bell grease tumbled 8 inches onto the fabric.
“I don’t know how it happened”, said the shirts owner, King Jaffe joffer. “one minute I’m enjoying my food and looking out of the car window at rush hour traffic. The next minute my shirt is ruined.”
Witnesses are already blaming incompetent Taco Bell employees for the mishap. They are rumored to have the IQ of nutsack lint and may not have wrapped the burrito correctly.
King Jaffe Joffer is en route home where he will lay the shirt to rest and watch the rest of the Miami Heat game.
It takes ALL DAY LONG.
Him: So what have you been listening to lately?
Me: Aside from Killer Mike all i’ve been listening to is hoodrat twerk music for the last few weeks
Him: I don’t know what that means
eyan-j replied to your post: Flo Rida’s career is so perplexing
It’s not really that perplexing. Look at Pitbull’s history. From Culo to licensing his music to Budweiser. Except Pitbull is actually entertaining.
He’s completely ignored by hip-hop fans. Nobody ever talks about him…. like ever. Gets no love from the blogs, no love from critics, no love from magazines.
And this N-word outsells almost everyone.
Flo Rida probably has more money than your favorite rapper, outside of Jay-Z, Kanye, etc.
He’s technically a part of hip-hop… but he’s not really a part of hip-hop. And I don’t mean it in an elitist, “he makes pop music so his music isn’t real” kind of way. I just mean he is able to function, succeed, and thrive by completely ignoring traditional hip hop channels.
Flo Rida is the Hawaii of hip-hop.
He’s in the group… but he’s waaaaaaaaay over there in the corner, completely isolated and enjoying himself.
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Men are the best cooks.
(via hipsandhoops)
- Arkham City GOTY Edition
- The Amazing Spider-Man
- Max Payne 3
I played my Arkham City for like 5 days and never used it again. I just wasn’t very good at it and I got frustrated.
Batman has so many moves and gadgets, I could never remember the button combination that I was supposed to press to do what I wanted.
…did you have it for 360 or PS3?
PS3… I don’t buy games for 360 anymore
I love HGTV and all, but I swear, If I hear the term “man cave” one more time ill die. Like is your middle class life with 2.5 kids and a dog so bad and tough that you need a whole room to yourself to destress?
LMAO.
Oh boy…
Besides the fact that a woman can have her own space as well if she so desires, who are you to tell a family, better yet, a husband and wife, that he cant have his own personal space?
Get all the fuck the way out of here.
I read her post and at the end I was like….. “Uhhh YES!”
I remember having a conversation on another website about men who sit down on the toilet to piss. And I was so adamant against it, but this one guy who was married with 3 kids said he sat down to piss because it takes longer, and its the only place in his home that he got to sit down and relax without his wife or kids being all in his face.
I felt sorry for him.
But the point is…. yes men need their own room to get away from their family and unwind.
I mean…we can destress outside the home too.
I personally think that a room where I’m still at home with my wife and kids would be preferential for most women than the other options that most men choose….like strip clubs…or bars…or (insert fun place not at home).
I sit down to piss. *shrug*
Maybe subconsciously for the same reason as the guy above, but…I dunno. It’s easier for me.
- Arkham City GOTY Edition
- The Amazing Spider-Man
- Max Payne 3
I played my Arkham City for like 5 days and never used it again. I just wasn’t very good at it and I got frustrated.
Batman has so many moves and gadgets, I could never remember the button combination that I was supposed to press to do what I wanted.
I love HGTV and all, but I swear, If I hear the term “man cave” one more time ill die. Like is your middle class life with 2.5 kids and a dog so bad and tough that you need a whole room to yourself to destress?
LMAO.
Oh boy…
Besides the fact that a woman can have her own space as well if she so desires, who are you to tell a family, better yet, a husband and wife, that he cant have his own personal space?
Get all the fuck the way out of here.
I read her post and at the end I was like….. “Uhhh YES!”
I remember having a conversation on another website about men who sit down on the toilet to piss. And I was so adamant against it, but this one guy who was married with 3 kids said he sat down to piss because it takes longer, and its the only place in his home that he got to sit down and relax without his wife or kids being all in his face.
I felt sorry for him.
But the point is…. yes men need their own room to get away from their family and unwind.
The most thorough HSPA vs. LTE explanation you'll ever want to read -
Nerd shit.
take their laptop in the bathroom so they can listen to music while they shower?
i blast my surround so 1/2 the building have hear it
I have a little portable stereo that I plug my phone into. The stereo has a remote control that I can take into the shower with me and skip songs when something comes on that I don’t want to hear.
I interviewed the illustrious Cellski for Thizzler. You can read the interview here. Unfortunately, the following excerpt didn’t make the cut:
My friend Willy, who has actually written about you a bit, waited on you twice at Mel’s Drive-In.
Is that right?
He’s a big fan of yours, and he thought it was hilarious that you requested no bacon and no hash browns, but you’ve got an album called Canadian Bacon and Hash Browns.
[laughs] That’s my favorite spot to eat. I go there damn near once a week. Just for the soup though. Chicken noodle. It’s the best soup I’ve ever had in my life.
Which location do you go to?
Mission Street. It’s the only one I go to. All the other ones are racist. People are always like ‘why the fuck you go to Mel’s?’ I explain to them I only go to the one on Mission Street.
Mel’s on Mission St. is one of the “special spots” for me and my ex-girlfriend to eat. We’d go there and be complete fatasses and waddle out of the door.