It's just time to do something else. I have more to offer than porn.
why do you want to get rid of your blog?
June 2012
I was Tagged by jlaunlimited
This tag is to get to know the person behind the blog better. As with any tagging game there are rules:
Rule 1 - post the rules
Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones
Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them too…
1. If you could changes places with a celebrity for a day who would it be?
Mark Zuckerberg. He’s young, and a billionaire…. I’d wild the fuck out for 24hrs.
2. Describe your best friend
I have good friends, but I don’t have anyone that I call my best friend anymore.
3. Who are the top rappers right now in your opinion?
The “top rappers” or “my favorite rappers”? … The rappers who are on top are not necessarily my favorites. Killer Mike, DJ Quik, Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco, Big Boi. and E-40 are my favorites.
4. How did you come up with your URL?
I have a fascination with regal things and royalty. Coming To America is in the negro film hall of fame so we’re all familiar with King Jaffe Joffer. If I ever got rich I would wear a crown all the time just because I could get away with it. My cat’s name is King Xerxes.
5. What would you do if you won the lottery?
Aside from wearing a crown every day, having ill-advised sex with women who wouldn’t look twice at me in my current state, and buying every gadget in the world?
I would build a school in the hood, a real school where everyone cared and had the goal of molding leaders and intellectuals of color.
6. What is the best thing that has happened to you recently?
I woke up this morning in perfect health.
7. What is your favorite 90s show?
Seinfeld & Martin.
8. What is your ethnic make up?
Black. I paid to have my DNA tested a few years ago and I have other things in me but that doesn’t count. When people look at me they see a big black man, I’m proud to be a descendant of slaves… but that’s a whole nother post.
9. What is your worst memory?
I was with a smoking hot chick in bed and my dick couldn’t get hard. There’s another story that’s more embarrassing but I’d never share that on Tumblr.
10. Who is your favorite school subject?
English and history.
11. What is your goal for this year?
Get rid of TeamPervert before Dec. 31st, procure new employment, learn how to be a better boyfriend, consistently work out, build my new website.
The friends I will tag:
http://illywrites.tumblr.com/
http://sleeping-giant.tumblr.com/
http://youseekvader.tumblr.com/
http://thetoshira.tumblr.com/
http://theafrosistuh.tumblr.com/
freshest-tittymilk.tumblr.com
http://marjorieann.tumblr.com/
http://cuntbutter.tumblr.com/
1. What was the very last thing to make you sexually aroused?
2. How many situps can you do without stopping?
3. How long does it take you to fart around significant others?
4. Describe how your life would be worse off without me in it
5. Most embarrassing song in your mp3 collection?
6. Name a TV couple more perfect than Martin & Gina?
7. True or False: The Lion King is the greatest animated film of all time?
8. What’s under your bed at this very moment?
9. Whens the last time you approached a stranger of the opposite sex and asked them out?
10. Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?
11. If you die right now, can you honestly say your presence on Earth made any positive impact on anyone besides your immediate family whatsoever?
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i think credit card companies just keep increasing your limit until you fuck up
“Oh, I see he’s paying more than the minimum amount every single month”
**Bumps up limit by $1,000**
“lol… he’s still doing it!”
**Bumps up limit by $1,500**
……… Gotcha bitch!
I haven’t taken the bait so far.
I’ve been paying more than the minimum for a minute and them niggas ain’t moving my shit up a dollar.
They will shortly, just watch
That's how I always intend it to be read. **does two finger and eye thing**
i read “gotcha bitch” in Dave Chappelle’s voice.
I hate when I’m watching a movie (a “black” one at that!) with subtitles where black Americans are CLEARLY saying “nigga” and the dumbfuck who did the captioning writes “nigger” instead. Over and over again.
No.
I think all black people notice that. I always assume the person in charge of the subtitles just doesn’t recognize the difference.
i think credit card companies just keep increasing your limit until you fuck up
“Oh, I see he’s paying more than the minimum amount every single month”
**Bumps up limit by $1,000**
“lol… he’s still doing it!”
**Bumps up limit by $1,500**
……… Gotcha bitch!
I haven’t taken the bait so far.
canada looks really broken
u ok canada
I'm not afraid of all those diseases like e coli and salmonella and shit
when taco bell had that e coli scare I still went to the food court at the mall and got my chalupa, they gave me free shit too cuz no one was fucking with them.
i’ve been baking from scratch and eating raw cookie dough/cake batter my whole life, i eat my steak medium and bloody.
i am immortal.
California rejects bid to lower penalty for possession of small amounts of drugs
On Thursday, the California Senate defeated a bill that would downgrade from a felony to a misdemeanor charges for simple possession of heroin, cocaine and methamphetamine.
Gotta keep those prisons filled so the private industry can thrive off of the poor.
louis vuitton ads:
people who actually wear louis vuitton:
whats black tumblr?
The community of black people who use Tumblr and primarily follow and interact with one another.
Have you been watching all the drama on black tumblr?
You say this as if there’s ever a moment where there isn’t any drama on black Tumblr.
“Unless you’re paying $26 a month for unlimited phone calls, unlimited text, free international calls, and 3 gigs of data, per month, you are being royally ripped off. Because that’s what they pay in France for far more service on their iPhones, and other phones, than we pay in the states for three times as much.”
— Full Article
New York Plans to Ban Sale of Big Sizes of Sugary Drinks →
nytimes.com
“The proposed ban would affect virtually the entire menu of popular sugary drinks found in delis, fast-food franchises and even sports arenas, from energy drinks to pre-sweetened iced teas. The sale of any cup or bottle of sweetened drink larger than 16 fluid ounces — about the size of a medium coffee, and smaller than a common soda bottle — would be prohibited under the first-in-the-nation plan, which could take effect as soon as next March.”
Because we all know limiting access to something makes people not want it anymore
My favorite documentaries
I hesitated to make one of my own because I know I’m forgetting something but…
Religulous - I’m a big fan of what I call “intellectual ether”…. when you destroy someone’s entire spirit with logic and facts. Bill Maher is the king of that. I do admit that some of his methods of attacking religion in this film are unfair. But from a pure entertainment standpoint I enjoyed it.
If I was a woman I’d let him get in my pannie drawls.
Marathon Boy - I wrote a short post about it. This film will be more entertaining if you don’t Google it beforehand. Just watch it…. the ending had me in shock.
Tyson - One of the most complex and interesting pop culture figures in the last 40 years.
Murder On A Sunday Morning - Its a film about the murder trial of a 15 year old boy in the south who was wrongfully accused.
Cocaine Cowboys - I’m sure everyone’s already seen this because black people love films about drugs and money.
Bowling For Columbine - All of MM’s documentaries are good, this is his best one besides “Roger & Me”
God Grew Tired Of Us - It’s so good…. about Sudanese refugees who come to America. I watched it with my ex-girlfriend and she was crying like a baby by the end.
When The Levees Broke Acts I & II - I almost got teary eyed watching certain parts of this. But I fought it off because I’m a thug.
Gang Wars: Bangin’In Little Rock - Mid-90’s HBO special about bloods & crips in Arkansas.
Welcome To Death Row - It doesn’t paint a full picture, but it’s one of the best documentaries available about the most controversial hip-hop label of all time.
Ali-Frazier I: One Nation Divisible - This is much more than a documentary about boxing. It’s about America and the struggle between white & black. This fight became a proxy war between conservative and liberals, the old way vs. the new way etc etc.
Imagine in 2012 if Barack Obama backed Mayweather and Mitt Romney backed Pacquiao, and it became this huge thing where democrats and republicans placed all of their pride into a boxing match………… it was kind of like that.
The Central Park Five - I wrote about that film here
The Imposter - A fantastic documentary about crazy shit. I don’t want to ruin it. Just watch it based on my recommendation because I’m awesome.
