King Jaffe Joffer

simpleeunforgettable:

If I ask you how your day was, at least be considerate enough to ask in return. I promise to keep it short and sweet.  

Sometimes I don’t ask because I don’t care how their day went. Actually, I hate the entire “pleasantries” section of the conversation. It’s kinda like when you put in a DVD and they force you to watch those previews that you don’t care about. So you just have to sit there listening to how “critics called Die Hard II a stunning thrill ride”. 

I really just wanted to ask you when you was gonna pay me my money back. No need to tack on 60 seconds to the conversation. 

resin7:

ignorantatheist:

Whoever invents the condom that makes sex feel better will be the richest man/woman ever

It’s called a vasectomy.

youseekvader replied to your post: I think I’m just gonna sell that Slingbox on ebay

is it the HD slingbox or regular, and what are you looking to get for it?

(picture not mine, just showing which model it is)

Not only do I not use it anymore, but it’s honestly the most cunty piece of hardware I own. 

The Slingbox alone has like 7 wires coming out of it. Plus it hogs a coveted ethernet socket on my router (I’m not paying $100 for a Slingcatcher wifi unit in addition to what I’ve already paid for this). 

Shit that setup is easy as hell to take apart and out back together.

Probably the biggest hurdle I face moving into a new apartment is disassembling, packing up, and reassembling the various electronics shit I have. If you look behind my entertainment center, it’s like a giant messy nest of wires…. completely tangled and woven into each other. 

Wires. fucking. everywhere

• hdtv (power)
• directv box (ethernet, power, satellite, HDMI)
• ps3 (power, HDMI, USB)
• xbox 360 (power, HDMI, Ethernet)
• Nintendo Wii (power, AV)
• slingbox (power, ethernet, satellite, infared sensor cord)
• printer (power, USB)
• 2 external hard drives (2x power, 2x USB)
• external dvd burner (power, USB)
• 2 laptops (power)
• 4-7 usb cords (for misc. devices)
• phone charger 
• speaker cords (power, audio in)
• digicam chargers
• 2 power strips

This post is in reference to the Ghetto Hikes Tumblr. 

My initial reaction when reading the tweets were, “Oh my God this is hilarious”… because I either know, or knew kids just like that. Shit, I was probably one of those kids 20 years ago in certain ways.

But after reading my reblog comments, a lot of folks despise the blog and think its racist. I shouldn’t be surprised but I’m actually kind of surprised. Most of the people I see crying racism aren’t even black. I guess that can be taken as a sign of progress………. or overcompensation. I personally think its the latter, but I’m not going to force my opinion down your throat.  

I think there’s a ton of humor involved when someone from one way of life is introduced into a totally different experience and has to learn a new environment. It’s a breeding ground for comedy gold. 

Don’t believe me?

Just think about the first time your parents got on the internet and all the different comments they made to you, or all of the questions they asked. 

“A window just popped up and it says I just won 2 million dollars, oh shit!!”
“Some guy in Nigeria says he wants to share his fortune with me”
“I heard you can talk to anyone on the internet, can I talk to Oprah on webcam?”

At its very core, Ghetto Hikes is about capturing those kind of moments.  

lacquerandcandy:

beautifulinmybrokenness:

fallbackandrelax:

lionessnicki:

detective-alchemist:

inconspicuousexcellence:

tommyxvx:

But choosing to eat meat absolutely makes you a bad person.

Like, without question. Just a total shithead. 

fffcuk:

being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital

Don’t sleep on getting extra jello cups my nigga

Take that monkey shit off, you embarrassin’ us.