I’m surprised to see women posting this and not men. Especially considering black women always talk about how they’re the most disrespected and undervalued people in America. How they gripe about black men leaving them for white women, how they get paid less than everyone else.
You’d think a movie where black women are catered to would be met with open arms.
Anonymous asked: In regards to the rape anon, that is not rape. I've studied law for 3 years and that is not the justification. She never once said stop. She simply said that the man was hurting her. People in loving, caring relationships will even tell one another that they're hurting one another, especially their first time. She was merely warning him of her pain. If she doesn't say stop and he's under the impression that she's consenting him, then it's not rape. Sorry.
That person is in (the ticket was bought) Baltimore County…they’re gonna get robbed on the way if they don’t have like a black mask. Like they can’t have an ounce of joy or someone’s gonna steal that ticket. Hide that shit by your nuts or something.
Assuming all three of them take the cash option which amounted to 462 million, they will each get 154 million dollars.
who decided putting someone else’s hair or synthetic hair-like substance in their head was a good idea?
who introduced glue into the mix?
who decided that lace would help matters?
what was wrong with them?
on a related note, i’m going to start telling every girl who claims ownership of the hair on her head simply because she purchased it (“IT IS MY HAIR. I PAID FOR IT”), that she is merely renting that hair…it is not hers outright.
So how many numbers did you get? I bought two lottery tickets and got one number. LOL. I already knew I wasn't gonna win. I hope no one wins so I can see how far this will go. It could turn out deadly on some like money zombie apocalypse type shit.
I’m out getting food right now. I’ll check my ticket when I get home.
How much was the most expensive meal you've ever eaten?
I’m talking on the phone to my friend and she mentioned that she would open a 5 star restaurant if she had the money. I was like, “fuck that, I’ll open a PopEyes”. I’ll stick to what I know…. I don’t even know what expensive food tastes like.
The most expensive meal I’ve ever eaten was only $60-70 bucks per person.
If I were going to describe the perfect contraceptive, it would go something like this: no babies, no latex, no daily pill to remember, no hormones to interfere with mood or sex drive, no negative health effects whatsoever, and 100 percent effectiveness. The funny thing is, something like that currently exists.
The procedure called RISUG in India (reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance) takes about 15 minutes with a doctor, is effective after about three days, and lasts for 10 or more years. A doctor applies some local anesthetic, makes a small pinhole in the base of the scrotum, reaches in with a pair of very thin forceps, and pulls out the small white vas deferens tube. Then, the doctor injects the polymer gel (called Vasalgel here in the US), pushes the vas deferens back inside, repeats the process for the other vas deferens, puts a Band-Aid over the small hole, and the man is on his way. If this all sounds incredibly simple and inexpensive, that’s because it is. The chemicals themselves cost less than the syringe used to administer them. But the science of what happens next is the really fascinating part.
And why haven’t most people heard of this? Oh,
…if men only need one super-cheap shot every 10 years or more, that’s not something that gets big pharmaceutical companies all fired up, because they’ll make zero money on it (even if it might have the side benefit of, you know, destroying HIV).
Just to let you know, the concón is the best fucking part of the rice and is usually reserved for the man and/or lady of the family. That shit is delicious as fuck, all the seasoning and love and dripping titty sweat collects at the bottom and you end with a tasty ass sort of rice patty. No true Dominican woman will EVER burn the arroz. Many Dominican women have gotten bitch slapped by their husbands for not leaving this part for them. I've never heard this term in reference to AA's though.
Right after I reblogged that post I confronted my girlfriend about it and she said the same thing you did. (except the part about it being saved for the man)
have a nickname for black people, I thought “oh aight”. So I was like “wtf is a cone cone?”
Just imagine how dumb tight I was when they were like “Yeah, concón is the burnt stuff on the bottom of a rice pot” I was like
Well fuck y’all too, hatin ass niggas!
That really fucked my day up. At least we call white people something edible, but black people are the burnt up stuff on the bottom of the pot, the undesirable shit? Fuck all Spanish speaking niggas for that one.
If I hear someone say this at my girlfriend’s house I’m punching them in the crown of their scalp. Short motherfuckers.
I tried convincing my brother that aliens came from outer space and dropped him off, but this negro figured that meant he was a real life super man. He jumped off the bed and busted his forehead wide open lol.
I feel sorry for people that didn’t have younger siblings. torturing them is one of the best parts of life.
So I finally found the time to listen to that Bill Cosby comedy album that you posted. I was rolling around laughing in my bed. Reminds me of all the times I would beat the shit out of my brother to keep him from telling my dad that I beat the shit out of him.
I think people who have siblings will be able to appreciate it so much more. It brought back so many childhood memories. I used to tell my little sister that we found her in the garbage can and we raised her just because we’re nice.