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Apr 1, 201277 notes

tarrinj:

T-minus 44 minutes until Domino’s closes.

I’m going to call at 11:59pm. 

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They’re gonna put dingleberries in your pizza for the inconvenience. 

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i can't STAND Tyler Perry movies because they all have that "save a hoe" theme

southernbombshell:

Thank you!!!!!

I’m surprised to see women posting this and not men. Especially considering black women always talk about how they’re the most disrespected and undervalued people in America. How they gripe about black men leaving them for white women, how they get paid less than everyone else. 

You’d think a movie where black women are catered to would be met with open arms.

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#relevant
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Anonymous asked: In regards to the rape anon, that is not rape. I've studied law for 3 years and that is not the justification. She never once said stop. She simply said that the man was hurting her. People in loving, caring relationships will even tell one another that they're hurting one another, especially their first time. She was merely warning him of her pain. If she doesn't say stop and he's under the impression that she's consenting him, then it's not rape. Sorry.

trapqueen:

theladies-room:

damn anon cold smoked a girl who was sexually assulted (no it wasn’t rape “technically”)

congrats for studying law anon, it definitely makes everyone feel better about themselves

lmao

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I own 7 different domain names

Probably the single nerdiest fact about me. 

I’m going to let 2 of them expire this summer, they’re Android related for when I was thinking about doing a tech site. 

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what movie are you most interested in seeing this year?

The 3rd installment of the dark knight series. 

Gonna be fucking crazy.

Mar 31, 201211 notes
#qs
Went and saw The Hunger Games tonight.

ghdos:

Eh.

lol, shoulda read my review. 

The Hunger Games isn’t for people who like good movies, its for people who are fans of the Hunger Games. 

Mar 31, 201212 notes
Big Beast feat T.I., Bun B, & Trouble Killer Mike

Predators, we eyeballin’ allayall lames
Let me fall off, I’m takin allayall chains 

Mar 31, 20127 notes
#killer mike #big beast

March 2012

Mega Millions ticket won → usatoday.com

kennypedia:

That person is in (the ticket was bought) Baltimore County…they’re gonna get robbed on the way if they don’t have like a black mask. Like they can’t have an ounce of joy or someone’s gonna steal that ticket. Hide that shit by your nuts or something.

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Assuming all three of them take the cash option which amounted to 462 million, they will each get 154 million dollars. 

Mar 31, 20126 notes
I've been forced to see Eartha Kitt looking like she just woke up on my dash for 3 days now

And I still haven’t read that hunk of text on the gifs

Mar 31, 201211 notes
who was the first person

deveninanolddress:

who decided putting someone else’s hair or synthetic hair-like substance in their head was a good idea?

who introduced glue into the mix?

who decided that lace would help matters?

what was wrong with them?

on a related note, i’m going to start telling every girl who claims ownership of the hair on her head simply because she purchased it (“IT IS MY HAIR. I PAID FOR IT”), that she is merely renting that hair…it is not hers outright.

lmao @ bolded

Mar 31, 201217 notes
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Fucking faggot

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Mar 31, 20129 notes
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turn off/turn on? messy women. obviously not a turn-on but is it a deal breaker for you?

Yes, it’s a deal breaker. 

I’m already a messy person, I need someone to balance me out. I’ve never had a girlfriend who was a messy person. 

Mar 31, 20124 notes
#qs
Next Up: The Killing

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