Man, I don't know what white households that dude's been to, but I don't know any white folks with that plate he was talking about. Shit, only white folks I know with ANY Presidential artwork are old fuckers.
When I read it I slightly doubted his claims that white people will have pictures of Barack, but I took him at his word because he knows white people better than I do.
I think there should be a picture of Barack in every black home, white home, every kind of home. Why? Because let me tell you, I guarantee every white home has that dinner plate that has the picture of every president on it, I guarantee there was a picture of Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush on their mantels and/or dining rooms. And now, there needs to be pictures of Obama up. We can't just be all day every day PATRIOTISM 'til the POTUS is black. My family's house? OBAMA 8X10 above the fireplace.
I don’t think I’m gonna have pictures of the President up when I get old. I could see myself putting artwork of a president up though, it would have to be pretty fucking cool. Like those paintings of Abraham Lincoln with a machine gun riding a bear.
It would have to be Barack Obama with an afro, sitting in a wicker chair like Huey Newton with three naked white bitches with big booty at his feet.
"NBC has confirmed that if the show is renewed for a ninth season, the character of Robert California won’t return… at Spader’s request."
GOOD. I never liked him anyway.
"However, if things were going well on the show, Spader would have stayed, right? This is another ominous sign for The Office, which is the TV equivalent of a ship sinking into a pit of lava full that’s full of lava-proof piranhas. Writer/actress (and Office executive producer) Mindy Kaling (who plays Kelly Kapoor on the show) is one greenlight from leaving herself. She’s writing and starring in a comedy pilot for Fox about a young OB/GYN, and if the network orders it to series, she’ll leave The Office. And last month, NBC reportedly started developing a spin-off centering on Dwight Schrute and his beet farm, providing an escape for another one of the show’s original cast members, Rainn Wilson. Clearly, the people behind The Office are scrambling for a way to keep the show alive.”
Ok this makes me sad, but the show really jumped the shark around season 5.
What was it like letting the world know you're a misogynistic dipshit? Like, has it been fun or is having fun too "effeminate" for you? On the serious side, it's one thing to say something "uncomfortable" but it's another thing to encourage and promote sexist ideology. Maybe you should remember that the next time you want to be Mr. Macho Alpha Male instead of simply pointing out your body's comfort level.
Your random thoughts slay me man. Red pubic hairs? Seems pretty rare. I wanted to ask what your workout routine is? I’m trying to lose a couple pounds myself and 20 pounds in a couple weeks sounds impressive.
The biggest change was just cutting out fast food and soda. I ate out 4-5 times a week. I almost never cooked my own food for dinner. All I drink right now is water, almond milk, and Powerade (the kind with 0 calories)
I’m eating less than half the amount of calories that I usually ate with bad food. It wouldnt be out of the ordinary for me to order an extra large pizza, a 2-liter, and pick up some candy from 7-Eleven and I would just eat all that throughout the course of the day.
Then do it again the next day, or the day after that.
- I’ve been sick since Friday night, and up until a few hours ago I thought I was gonna have to go to the doctor. My throat was completely raw, every time I swallowed it felt like razor blades dragging the walls of my esophagus. But seemingly out of thin air… it stopped hurting this afternoon. Disaster averted.
- My girlfriend is going to hate me when she sees what I got her for her birthday. (can’t reveal because she has a tumblr account).
- Tosh.0 had a Black History Month episode tonight and they ripped off a few videos from WSHH and blurred out their logo. If this was any other website I would cry foul…. but fuck WSHH. They steal other people’s videos without giving credit all the time.
- I’ve been dieting and working out since February 1st, and I’ve almost completely removed candy, soda, and fast food from my diet. I’ve only had it 3-4 times….. the results have been good. I’ve lost 20 pounds in 3 and a half weeks. Let’s see if I stick with it…. I’m notorious for starting some shit and then not finishing it.
- My high school sweetheart unfriended me on Facebook. That bitch. I rarely log in to Facebook so I have no idea when she did it, it was probably months ago and I’m just now noticing. Her husband seems like one of those guys who doesn’t speak english that well and stands on the corner selling roses on valentines day.
- I’ve always thought about getting dual citizenship in another country so I could leave when the chickens come home to roost in the United States, I could hop on Orbitz, get a one way flight and leave before they burn this bitch down. Top choices would be, Sweden, Norway, Australia, New Zealand. But I honestly haven’t done any research so these are tentative choices.
It’s probably colder in Sweden than I can even fathom. Have you ever noticed its rare to hear about a black person MOVING to a place thats really cold? Sure, there are black people who were born in cold places, but they only live there because they don’t know any better. And the only reason they were born there is because 150 years ago when their great great grandparents were freed slaves they moved as far north as possible to get away from their old life. Think about it….
You never hear niggas like, “yeah homie, me and my boo going to Maine”……… or “I’m trying to get that job in Seattle”.
But the fact that women have blonde pussyhair in Scandinavia is enough for me to risk it.
- “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morrisette is dope. One of the best bitter bitch anthems of all time.
- Have I ever told the story about the first time I saw a grown woman’s pussy in person?
I was in high school, maybe 9th grade or so…. I was riding the bus home from school and it was PACKED. So I sat at the front of the bus where you are sitting directly across from other passengers and you guys are facing each other. (her seat back was against the wall and so was mine).
She was a homeless woman with red hair, bright red like Conan O’brien. She seemed kind of crazy so I tried to avoid eye contact with her. You never make sustained eye contact with homeless people…. that means they’re gonna start talking to you and ask for money.
Even though I wasn’t looking at her face, I could FEEL her stare… she was looking directly at me in the eyes. So I directed my gaze toward the floor. Then I looked at her legs…. and my eyes slowly traveled up her legs…. to her thighs…. and finally to the biggest, hairiest, bushiest mound of pubic hair I’ve ever seen in my life. The carpet matched the drapes, her pubes were super red. She straight up cocked her legs open and flashed her pussy to me on a crowded bus.
I was like, ZOMGISTHATHERPUSSY?
Then I nervously looked up and she was still staring at me, and at this point she saw the mortified expression of a virgin on my face and she busted out laughing. She laughed in my face.
I rang the bell and got off the bus early, then walked the rest of the way home. \
Otherwise I would have had to sit there face to face with a crazy homeless woman who was showing me her musty snatch. Our faces were only about 4-5 feet apart.
not trying to get you to go through your archives if it's deep down in there, but if you have a link to that Korean story, I'd love to read it. If not, if you can tell me which terms to google to get the story fastest, I'd appreciate it.
They have a poor country and one of the ways they generate cash is by falsely imprisoning their own people under charges of treason or “speaking against the state”, and forcing them into wageless labor in prison.
When a North Korean goes to jail, that means their entire family is also punished and imprisoned, they are forced into labor as well. Their prisons make American prisons look like heaven. They resort to eating corn out of animal feces for nourishment. Or maybe being lucky enough to catch a rodent and eat it while its still alive, that’s the only meat they’ll ever get for the rest of their lives. Prisoners who are caught eating rats are punished.
They are murdered in cold blood and their bodies are incinerated for the slightest infractions. No judge, no trail, no explanations. Just tortured and murdered for no reason.
And the rest of my North Korea posts are tagged here:
Every government super power in the world should be ashamed that they're letting things like that go on in North Korea. I'm no expert on human suffering but the things they do to those people is unfathomable. It's worse than murder.
Basketball is only my 3rd favorite sport behind boxing and football. But almost nothing compares to playoffs in the NBA. The only thing I rank above the NBA playoffs is a megafight between Mayweather & Pacquiao, or Tyson vs. Holyfield back in the day.
But regular season NBA games? ….. I could care less. The season is too long and I usually stop giving a shit around January.
I’ll pick up again in late April/early May when things heat up. I remember when Miami blew game 2 of the finals last year like it was yesterday.
I feel ya on the bathroom thing man. I learned to aim my piss when I was a tiny-ass kid. You know, like a man should. Sittin' to piss just seems uncomfortable and wrong to me.
Its REALLY uncomfortable.
Bending and contorting your dick at a backwards angle to piss in the toilet while sitting down is a hassle. And I have a normal sized dick, I can only imagine how bad it is for people who have those big ass Amistad dicks. Then you have to worry about water splashing back on you. It’s simply impractical.
Unless you’re already sitting down to take a shit, or if you have a physical ailment which makes standing and peeing a burden…. I don’t see the benefits of sitting.
If you are bad at aiming, sit down. It is better for your kidneys. Most men probably do now because they are addicts to smartphones.
Men sitting on the toilet for the specific purpose of pissing is effeminate. Have never done this in my entire life, not even once.
So…your girl has to either deal with sitting in your piss, or wipe your piss off the seat (or hope to god you do it) if you miss, because you don’t want to look effeminate when you’re in the bathroom by yourself. Ok…
Nobody has to sit in my piss because I don’t leave piss on the toilet seat. See how easily this problem is resolved?
I don’t have to go out of my way not to do effeminate things because it’s not in my nature to do so in the first place. The very concept of sitting on the toilet for reasons other than taking a shit has never even crossed my mind. An able bodied man sitting down to piss is as impractical as a woman standing up to piss.
The first time I heard a guy say he does this…. it blew my mind, literally. I grilled him with questions because I really couldn’t fathom it. It was like he told me he ate cereal with shoestrings.
I didn’t even know owls rolled deep like that. They seem like solitary creatures:
“Collective nouns usually derive their name from the characteristics of the group they define. For example, a group of lions is called a pride because of their stately quality . Apparently, a group of owls is called a parliament, because we consider them to be possessed with a wise disposition.”
Naw u got it twisted my G-God is like “U have knowledge that not eating other living creatures would make the land I gave u more abundant & ur peers healthier yet u still do it? How archaic is the being I created” Killing another being 8n’t cool bruh
"[26.] And God said, "Let us make man in our image, after our likeness, and they shall rule over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the heaven and over the animals and over all the earth and over all the creeping things that creep upon the earth." [27.] And God created man in His image; in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them."
You know how when there’s a new Burger commercial on TV, or a new seasonal drink at Starbucks and you’ve tried it but your best friend hasn’t. Your friend says, “that looks good”, and then thats when you say, “Dude……. we have to go there now. That pumpkin spice frap will make you cum”.
I bet that’s how God was when he gave humans dominion over the Earth. “Wait til these niggas taste pizza…. its gone change the game. ahahaha I’m God”.
On the flip side, God looks at vegetarians like ungrateful children who frown at the gifts on Christmas. “I gave you Crab Meats™ and cheeseburgers and this is how you thank me?”
Thats why HIV appeared out of thin air in the 1950s. God had had enough of this bullshit.