March 2012
kennypedia:
kingjaffejoffer:
riahh-f:
Why does every Black family have a picture of Obama in their house? My grandma does. My boyfriends grandma does. LMFAO
My mother has a big ass picture of Barack Obama in the living room and a small picture of me. I shit you not.
My mom has a fucking life size cut out of this nigga from 08 and it used to scare me at night.
lmao
riahh-f:
Why does every Black family have a picture of Obama in their house? My grandma does. My boyfriends grandma does. LMFAO
My mother has a big ass picture of Barack Obama in the living room and a small picture of me. I shit you not.
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February 2012
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James Spader Is Quitting The Office →
“NBC has confirmed that if the show is renewed for a ninth season, the character of Robert California won’t return… at Spader’s request.”
GOOD. I never liked him anyway.
“However, if things were going well on the show, Spader would have stayed, right? This is another ominous sign for The Office, which is the TV equivalent of a ship sinking into a pit of...
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Anonymous asked: What was it like letting the world know you're a misogynistic dipshit? Like, has it been fun or is having fun too "effeminate" for you? On the serious side, it's one thing to say something "uncomfortable" but it's another thing to encourage and promote sexist ideology. Maybe you should remember that the next time you want to be Mr. Macho Alpha Male instead of...
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cliffyb asked: Almond milk?
Between 30 mins and 1hr on the elliptical 5 times...
youngnunlucky replied to your post: Random Thoughts 2/28
Your random thoughts slay me man. Red pubic hairs? Seems pretty rare. I wanted to ask what your workout routine is? I’m trying to lose a couple pounds myself and 20 pounds in a couple weeks sounds impressive.
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Anonymous asked: What'd you do to change up your diet?
Random Thoughts 2/28
- I’ve been sick since Friday night, and up until a few hours ago I thought I was gonna have to go to the doctor. My throat was completely raw, every time I swallowed it felt like razor blades dragging the walls of my esophagus. But seemingly out of thin air… it stopped hurting this afternoon. Disaster averted.
- My girlfriend is going to hate me when she sees what I got her for her...
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kittensgoham asked: not trying to get you to go through your archives if it's deep down in there, but if you have a link to that Korean story, I'd love to read it. If not, if you can tell me which terms to google to get the story fastest, I'd appreciate it.
Every government super power in the world should...
ferretmochalatte replied to your post: Yup
I couldn’t even finish reading it. The imagery was so real that I could smell the feces
Yup
ferretmochalatte replied to your photo: The tags I follow on Tumblr
Was it you that posted the testimonial of that formerly interned Korean lady?
You guys probably don't run in the hip-hop snob...
beautifulinmybrokenness replied to your post: Unpopular Opinion:
Horse shit? This is new information. I love most genre collaborations in general and that Jay-Z/Linkin Park is no exception.
themochameltdown replied to your post: Unpopular Opinion:
I’ve never heard a bad word about that album, though I guess XXL’s irrelevant ass critics probably would trashed it
Unpopular Opinion:
I actually liked that Jay-Z & Linkin Park mash up album. The live version, not the studio version.
I realize most people think its absolute horse shit. I’ll take my punishment like a man.
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Can't wait for the NBA playoffs
Basketball is only my 3rd favorite sport behind boxing and football. But almost nothing compares to playoffs in the NBA. The only thing I rank above the NBA playoffs is a megafight between Mayweather & Pacquiao, or Tyson vs. Holyfield back in the day.
But regular season NBA games? ….. I could care less. The season is too long and I usually stop giving a shit around January.
I’ll...
Watchstankilyanalytical:
cbleggoo:
breezyslilbaby:
popitforcb:
drippingadorableness:
Lmaooo Trey just sat there and watched her hair flame up
lmfaooooo trey:just looking get up and smiles, kevin:ooooohhhh shit cut tha camera cut tha camera!
This will forver be funny! Trey was like hella calm xD
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Kevin Hart is such a nigga lolll
Never Forget
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Black history episode of Tosh.0
This should be good
Ayo Cam, Has that random pop-up actually ever...
isdatyt:
Cut that shit out tumblr. You’re tearing this family apart.
There’s a chrome userscript called “Missing E Warning Remover” that blocks the Tumblr pop-up that asks you to remove missing E.
You have to have another thing called Stylish installed beforehand.
http://userstyles.org/styles/58773/tumblr-missing-e-warning-remover
I use it, and I haven’t seen that...
There is so much random Bill Cosby stuff on my...
noncromulant:
Seriously … five different people just posted something dealing with the Cosby show or Bill Cosby himself.
Is it Cosby day and I missed the memo???
Bill Cosby is the shit. thats why
More unpopular opinions!
isdatyt:
spicychickenburrito:
isdatyt:
I don’t believe people are born gay. I think it’s a decision. I have no problem with gays or lesbians but I don’t think they are born that way.
I feel this way about straight people too :|
I guess that’s technically true. I decided at an early age I needed vagina in my life.
I’m undecided on this. Because there are some kids you can tell...
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lobo47 asked: I feel ya on the bathroom thing man. I learned to aim my piss when I was a tiny-ass kid. You know, like a man should. Sittin' to piss just seems uncomfortable and wrong to me.
Proper bathroom etiquette
diashoni:
kingjaffejoffer:
ferretmochalatte:
If you are bad at aiming, sit down. It is better for your kidneys. Most men probably do now because they are addicts to smartphones.
Men sitting on the toilet for the specific purpose of pissing is effeminate. Have never done this in my entire life, not even once.
So…your girl has to either deal with sitting in your piss, or wipe your piss...
Proper bathroom etiquette
ferretmochalatte:
If you are bad at aiming, sit down. It is better for your kidneys. Most men probably do now because they are addicts to smartphones.
Men sitting on the toilet for the specific purpose of pissing is effeminate. Have never done this in my entire life, not even once.
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belafonte82k:
Got a 32G Micro SD Card for $50 instead of wanting to upgrade my memory & having to buy a whole new phone. #ShotsFiredATiPhone
You might have overpaid a bit brah brah. I’ve had this 32GB Sandisk Micro SD on my wishlist. And they’re selling it for $27 dollars
http://www.amazon.com/SanDisk-32GB-microSDHC-Memory-Package/dp/B003WGJYCY
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A group of owls is called a Parliament
I didn’t even know owls rolled deep like that. They seem like solitary creatures:
“Collective nouns usually derive their name from the characteristics of the group they define. For example, a group of lions is called a pride because of their stately quality . Apparently, a group of owls is called a parliament, because we consider them to be possessed with a wise disposition.”
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Black children will never know the joy of finding...
soambitchous:
why did this make me laugh so hard?
I fall into this category
"French Montana can spit"
whoisthisniggab:
nahchillhomebro:
og-wan-kenobi:
monochromaticblack:
words Tumblr has caused me to hate:
herp
police
privilege
institutionalized
this
adele
ignorant
opinion
fandom
activist
“conscious”
troll
honorable mentions:
nostalagia
beautiful
unique
and let me add:
cis-anything(the fuck is that anyway)
appropriation
socialist
fascist
shaming
There are a whole lot more but I don’t have the time.
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That's a word they use at the Loose Bootyhole...
misterdelfuego replied to your post: Sounds like your God got a loose bootyhole
Eightn’t?
Sounds like your God got a loose bootyhole
mpcmi replied to your post: “Wait til you taste dem steaks nigga!” - God
Naw u got it twisted my G-God is like “U have knowledge that not eating other living creatures would make the land I gave u more abundant & ur peers healthier yet u still do it? How archaic is the being I created” Killing another being 8n’t cool bruh
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"Wait til you taste dem steaks nigga!" - God
“[26.] And God said, “Let us make man in our image, after our likeness, and they shall rule over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the heaven and over the animals and over all the earth and over all the creeping things that creep upon the earth.” [27.] And God created man in His image; in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them.”
You know...
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What's it called when you say, "Work Schmurk" or...
Everyone knows what this means, but what is it called and where does it come from? I was thinking about this a few minutes ago. Off to Google (it was hard googling this when you have no knowledge of what it’s called. But I found it):
“A Stock Phrase, or rather, a Stock Phrase Template. A character scornfully dismisses a warning or advice for restraint by repeating the word that...
this dude collapsed on the train and like fell...
I remember last year I had just got done getting some pussy. As I was walking ol girl back to her car I noticed that my neighbors patio deck was on fire. It wasn’t a big fire but it was definitely on fire.
I called the fire department and was all proud of myself for potentially saving massive property damage. You know how people sarcastically say, “what do you want… a...
The Iraq war killed approximately 66,000 civilians...
Excuse me for a second. What is all this WE shit?
I didn’t have a vote to decide if we went there I didn’t benefit from Haliburton and all the private industries there I didn’t get none of that oil money
WE didn’t do a cot damn thang
In a 60 Minutes/Vanity Fair poll last month, 2% of...
mentalflossr:
Only 6% knew that it’s Willard.