December 2011
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Negative energy is infectious.
theincrediblesauce:
An entire sea of water can’t sink a ship unless it gets inside the ship. Similarly, the negativity of the world can’t put you down unless you allow it to get inside you. - Goi Nasu
Chuuuch.
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Apocalypto is such a dope movie
Not in my top 10, but definitely in my top 20.
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Vince McMahon really is one of the most...
He’s near the top of my hierarchy of awesome white people, along with George Carlin, and Col. Sanders.
Maybe if I was a simp nigga. I eat hot food 24/7,...
buttahlove replied to your photo: Holy shit they actually gave me extrapeppers….
your booboo is gunna burrrrrrrrrn!
Has anyone else gotten this Missing E. popup...
I thought it was going to be a thing where we say “Okay” once and then they leave us alone.
I’ve gotten the popup 4 times tonight.
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suckonthedickimashark asked: "Brock Lesnar doesn't like getting hit in the face and Alistair Overeem strikes people as a way of showing emotion, so I see Brock Lesnar getting knocked out in embarrassing fashion." Let's just put "face and/or body" this time. Brock Lesnar looked like he hated being alive after that first knee landed.
You misunderstood me. After the first knee Brock...
angryblackman replied to your post: Brock, you big ass pussy
One? Nigga, did you see the other body shots? And I’m not surprised he went down. Overeem is a MONSTER in the stand up. If you took a shot to the body like he did, guaranteed, you’d be down and out.
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Brock, you big ass pussy
All it took was one good knee, and he was timid for the rest of the bout. Just got picked off.
My food got here in 12 minutes
I love living in a well populated area.
I’m about to open it, brb
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carlosivanpimentel asked: MY NIGGA im legit dying of laughter the amount of times i have requested no vegetables in my pork fried rice and this shit shows up with beansprouts and onions out the ying yang
I just placed my order. And I requested extra...
I’ll let you guys know what happens when my food gets here in 20-30 minutes.
My local Chinese food spot don't let you customize...
Me: I want extra jalepenos with my salt & pepper chicken Chinese Person: Sure thing
**food arrives without extra anything**
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next time I order
Me: the last time I ordered I said I wanted extra jalepenos with my salt & pepper chicken but I didn’t get any. Could...
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k-ameli asked: What is your "grossness" threshold , was that blood jug it or barely ?
I would tune in a little earlier than that. UFC...
jamtastik replied to your post: What is the King getting into this evening?
the fight should come on around 11, right?
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yaymachine1 asked: What is the King getting into this evening?
I have also wondered this. I don't know...
pockymaru replied to your post: If it was a dude keeping a jar of his own cum for two weeks seriously, everyone would be convinced he was a serial killer.
Does semen spoil? /curious.
I'm not so old where I can't fuck your mouth to...
quirkysnark replied to your post: If it was a dude keeping a jar of his own cum for two weeks seriously, everyone would be convinced he was a serial killer.
Old ass.
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theblackhood asked: If it was a dude keeping a jar of his own cum for two weeks seriously, everyone would be convinced he was a serial killer.
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Tumblr has been funny as shit this evening
My gallon jug of cum is full.
jamtastik:
barrack-opendatbrama:
thelasturinebender:
kinothehousecat:
I am not sure what to do with it. I have been collecting my semen for two weeks, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking.
I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
Do you live with anyone?
What I wouldn’t give for a pic of someone pouring that into a...
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halfurban asked: Your "white people" tag makes me so happy. Thank you.
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For those of you who asked..
cuntbarf:
The jar of blood (when opened)smells like a mixture of the most rotten eggs you have ever smelled, vinegar, and a gangrenous wound.
I can’t open it in the house, because the smells stays for days.
This is why I am so afraid of it breaking. The smell would forever penetrate anything it seeped into. Even just opening the jar, I have to wash my hands several times afterward to get the...
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**shuffles off this mortal coil**
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Anonymous asked:Why do you collect your period...
I am curious about people who are different from me too. ;)
I don’t really think there was a reason I started doing it. I just wanted to, I suppose. But, then I became attached to it. It’s a part of me. I feel that were I to have some organ or body part removed, I would want to keep that as well. I just appreciate things like that now.
The cookies I made were made with fresh, refrigerated blood....
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I think tumblr is the only place where .gifs are...
Like, if you post a video of a dog biting someone in the ass, you’ll get 1,000 notes. But if you post a .gif wall with 4 moving pictures of a dog biting someone in the ass….. 25,000 notes.
Maybe its the fact that .gifs capture the absolute best part of a video and play it on a loop over and over. Why spend 56 seconds watching a video when the best part has been snipped out and looped...
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People who name more than 2 races when describing...
emutheman:
halflesbian:
emutheman:
Are trying way to hard
I agree. But I’ll give em 3. White. Black. Asian. Anything more is a culture. And if you don’t celebrate that culture, then I don’t give a shit if your mom is Irish, French, and Italian. You speak any of those languages? Been to those places? Can you name a holiday? No? Then bitch you just said you’re white, white, and olive-skinned...
People who name more than 2 races when describing...
emutheman:
Are trying way to hard
I agree with this 90% of the time.
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cavallionice asked: since when do they use cheez whiz at pat's???? i go there all the time! wtf????
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Cheesesteak with double meat and extra peppers
I see you in my future.
On a semi-related thought, I know Philadelphia is like the mecca of cheesesteak and all. But I’ve always thought it was really gross they put cheese whiz on their shit. Who would willingly eat cheese whiz in place of real cheese unless they were making nachos?
In California, we use real cheese on our sandwiches.
So I googled around to see why they put this...
Watchkingjaffejoffer:
God damn based god, you got bitches
B… you gone die with bitches You got bitches on deck B
I don’t need a reason to reblog this.
I need some positivity today
I’m not in a bad mood or anything, I just want to hear something good.
Time to go comb the internet
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The Heart Attack Grill In Las Vegas
The establishment is a hospital theme restaurant: waitresses (“nurses”) take orders (“prescriptions”) from the customers (“patients”). A tag is wrapped on the patient’s wrist showing which foods they order and a “doctor” examines the “patients” with a stethoscope. The menu includes “Single”, “Double”,...
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WatchI’m on NETFLIX….. not the… not the HULU
True story, I watched this video back to back and laughed my ass off for 5 mins straight about a week ago. I went to watch the video again tonight, and found out it had been pulled off of YouTube?
Why? Why would anyone take this unintentional comedy gold down?
Well it turns out The Cosby Show IS available on Hulu Plus. Old Bill was...
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airfrosty asked: what season theme music from the cosby show is your favorite?
99% of the time when I see
somethingsoph:
“Reblog this, it won’t make your blog beautiful.” “Reblog this, if you have a heart.” “Reblog if you love God more than Tumblr.” “Reblog if you TRULY care about *insert whatever issue they are referring to*.” I purposely DO NOT reblog or like for that matter.
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sweetdolla-tea asked: Yes for the MLK pic! lmao. its def being put to good use tonight