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Bruh I smoked some new weed to day and that shit had me tweaking I felt like what cat from that video who’s walking funny. You ever have that experience? Like I felt the world was glitching. Ion know if I liked that experience

 
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Nah.

I smoke regular weed tho. I’m not into that crazy shit

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Afternoon, King, I was hoping you or your followers could help me. I started a new position and I was told today that I need to become certifide in Google ad words by the end of Q1. Other than youtube are there any solid tutorials or hacks/cheats to pick up the information quickly?

 
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Google has an adwords course that you can take to get certified. You can go through the course for free even if you don’t want to take their certification test.

It’s very detailed and will take you a couple days to get through.

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When I was growing up my sister and all her friends were seeing men out of high school since the age of 14. My parents had no idea since they worked late. She would sneak out after we came home from school. I asked her about it now with the R. Kelly documentary and she says she wasn't a victim and that she knew what she was doing. I believe that any grown man going after someone that young has a problem but if the teenager is being fast and fine with it, is it okay to blame the teen somewhat?

 
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Even if they say yes or pursue a grown man, a 14 year old isn’t ready to make that kind of decision because they lack the emotional maturity to understand the significance.

A 10 year old would say yes if you asked them if they were responsible enough to have a gun because a 10 year old is a fucking idiot. What do they know.

It all falls back on the grownup to be a grownup and not take advantage.

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what was your motivation for reading r kelly autobiography? jc

 
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I think R. Kelly is one of the most interesting stories in pop culture in the last 50 years.

A pioneer in his field, an amazingly talented but illiterate man, a man that has a song played at most school graduations, in church, and in the club all at the same fucking time.

And get this, that person is a fucking pedophile that everyone KNOWS is a pedophile and he’s gotten away with it for years. And this isn’t 60 years ago… This is NOW in the age of social media.

A Hollywood script writer couldn’t come up with something more unbelievable.

I’m fascinated by the last 30 years of this niggas existence.

So hell yeah I read his autobiography.

And I couldn’t wait for Surviving R. Kelly to air.

All of this shit is wildly interesting to me.

And it goes deeper when you examine the music industry turning a blind eye to it all.

andthewasp:

if im gonna be famous i want to be flo rida famous. this man has three billboard hot 100 #1 hits and no one can name a single thing about him except for the fact that he is from florida. no annoying stans, no controversy. just radio friendly bops. this is the type of cryptic celebrity status i wish to achieve. he just pops up once every few years makes a hit song then goes back to wrestling alligators or recounting elections…..or whatever it is that floridians even do. he allegedly has a net worth of $30 million dollars and i dont even know what he looks like. has anyone ever seen a picture of this man??? no. can anyone of you even tell me his real name without googling it first??? no. all we truly know is that he likes them apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur that she had on but we dont even know what HE was wearing in that situation do we??? this man has the right idea i respect you flo rida i really do

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You know what I found the most fucked up about the R Kelly series? I learned nothing new....except that the nigga can't read.

 
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If you didn’t learn anything new you weren’t paying much attention.

I read R. Kelly’s autobiography and even I learned something new in that doc.

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How do you deal with being black in the Bay Area? I've dealt with a tremendous amount of overt racism here in terms of employment. For example, I had a white interviewer today that made me showcase my skills in front of him while he hovered over me. Then he made a statement that he only hires people from a certain club. It can be discouraging to not get a job because of the color of your skin, but I guess that's life, huh?

 
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I haven’t experienced anything like that

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Whats the best day of the week to text ya Ex that you miss her

 
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Early Sunday afternoon

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King, is it any of my business to let my neighbor know his girl getting dicked down whenever he leaves for work?

 
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Not your business.

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Hey King, have you heard of the 85 South Show? It's a podcast/comedy show starring DC Young Fly, Chico Bean and Karlous MIller. It's a combination of comedy, improv, music, roasting and pure niggadry. You got hood niggas, women with big ass and titties and some funny comedians. i saw them live twice and the atmosphere was great. I suggest checking out clips on their instagram @85SouthShow. If you like it, then check out their shows on their youtube channel.

 
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I’ve seen it before. It was cool.

I don’t watch it regularly tho

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