King Jaffe Joffer

If Netflix don’t stop asking me if I wanna launch the kids version I’m going to drop toe hold a toddler

Anonymous asked: if i come off anon will you send me a pic of you and ur dick , im mighty thirsty ;)

There are women who have showed me every inch and orifice on their bodies and bought shit off my Amazon wish list and still haven’t received anything in return.

So I would say your chances of getting anything for coming off anon are not good. 

But you can try your luck if you want lol

gothamnigga asked: I'm curious, what made you root for Big Foot

Just don’t really care for Cain that much. I don’t know why, can’t put my finger on it. 

I think I’ve rooted against him in every match I’ve seen. 

I have to say I thought Memphis was going to steamroll San Antonio this series. 

I’m shocked at these results

your use of a cat reaction picture makes my pussy moist.

Anonymous asked: im rooting for you to suck my clit

God dammit Bigfoot

I’m sure he was discombobulated, but he needed to roll on his back in that position so he could intelligently defend himself

The ref had no choice

Anonymous asked: you know that mexican Is ruthless

I do know that. But I’m rooting for Bigfoot nonetheless

Rooting for Bigfoot

A one-armed homosexual latino male twerking to Nicki Minaj in a swimming pool

….. is on my dash right now. 

I bought a pack of cookies on Thursday and I can’t find them. I’ve looked everywhere

All this will culminate with The Heat sweeping San Antonio in the finals. I want multiple things in this man’s life to crumble at the same time. 

I pray that the flooding in San Antonio spares everyone…. except Tim’s mansion and worldly belongings. 

And that his insurance company be on some fuck shit. 

Tim Duncan’s wife cheated on him because he’s a dick in the booty ass nigga who wasn’t hitting it right. I told y’all weeks ago that he’s going down in flames. I went to hate mountain and chanted with the buddhists in hopes that this day would come true:

“Earlier today, we learned Amy Duncan filed for divorce from San Antonio Spurs legend Tim Duncan. As the details of their failed relationship start to trickle into the public’s eye, the rumors are juicy. First, we have a developing report from Buck Harvey, a veteran writer for the San Antonio Express-News. According to Harvey, Tim first suspected something was up last fall and hired a private detective to track Amy.

It doesn’t take a brilliant mind to read through the lines to see the insinuation that Amy Duncan cheated on her husband. I searched further on the internet and there are additional rumors that she had an affair with a fitness trainer. In fact, there are online allegations that she opened a new gym in San Antonio and hired the guy she was having affair with to run it

According to sources close to the situation, she has allegedly been cheating with her trainer for over two years. It’s expected that the Spurs star will file for primary custody of his two children.”

Read more: http://www.everyjoe.com/2013/05/24/sports/amy-duncan-cheated-tim-duncan-details/#ixzz2ULrU8xaA